TooMuchSexy.blog ‣ June 01, 2003 ‣ Penis Tattoo (blog)

I was browsing someone’s blog and saw the following picture. It is a full penile tattoo of a dragon. I am amazed that someone would actually be willing to put themselves through the act of tattooing their penis. That is dedication.

Read on to see the picture, fair warning:

There is nudity.

Nate ‧ Posted 5 years, 1 month, 3 weeks, 4 days, 4 hours, 39 minutes ago

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Comments

1. And a penis ring.. ouch

   — King 

1. Impressive art: yes. But I think King hit the nail on the head (no pun intended, maybe): OUCH!

   — gabe 

1. Looks fake.

   — penis 

1. Even if that is paint, it is still impressively painted.

   — Etan 

1. the penis ring can be like the dragon’s eyes! ;O)

   — Sok Peng 

1. That would scare the holy hell out of me, there is no way I would get with this guy.  Can you imagine how long his schlong was numb for?  Oh yeah, those things make you go numb really good.

   — Serra 

1. OMG..what a scary looking thing that is.  Hope it doesnt shoot out fire lmao

   — Denise 

1. Can you imagine, meeting a guy, falling in like, getting naked and THAT comes out his pants?

   Eeek.

   — Rori 

1. Totally beautiful!

   — TJ 

1. Anybody know what site this person is at?
   I can’t find it and the site mentioned in the photo has no info.

   I have a few comparatively tame piercings and no tats but I gotta know who did this as several friends of mine are tattoo artists.

   — TK421 

1. Mmmmm well it looks hot!!!  I’d love to have that dragon inside of me… yessssss…..

   — mmmmmmmmm 

1. After getting my tattoo, I must say that I find the actual chances of this being a real tattoo to be minimal.

   I couldn’t possibly sit through such a detailed tattoo going on my penis and scrotum, it would be excrutiating—especially being full color.

   That said, it is still impressive.

   — Etan 

1. i was wondering if anyone has any ideas for a penis tattoo i’m wanting one and cant deside what or where opn the penis to get it? can any one help. by the way nothing like this at all no puff the magic drAgon for me !

   — GixxeR 

1. I have a small cute looking penis and I was wondering if girls would like it more if it had a tattoo of a little lizard on it?

   — tom 

1. I’m starting with my penis tattoo the third of september 2003 it must be something like this one, but in full color. I will tell everybody how it was when it is ready. I want a full body suit, so full is full!!!

   — René 

1. i to am in process of penis tattoo.starting outside of penis area is phenox wings but in question of what is next since im doing the work my self

   — steve 

1. wonder if any one has got any ideas of what would look good where pubic hair area is at.and the penis shaft area also? would like to hear comments or suggetions. there is already a pericing at the base of the opening of the penis head.

   — steve 

1. I have my wifes intitials along with a rose bud tattoed on mine. I am surprised how little pain there was. It was done by Lady-lecrolux in Vancouver, BC

   — Me 

1. Here is another perspective on penis tattoos - female power. I have a friend who is described by many men I know as the most beautiful woman in the world.She is also a successful musician, singer and artist. She is also the most powerful person I know. Men constantly either want to serve her or posses her. She is considering not having any close relationship with any man untill he gets her name tattooed on his penis.It would be his sign of his committment to her in advance. She has a number of offers

   — Me 

1. well here we are in sept. and i have finally got one wing done it ranges from one side of the nut sack all the way above the hip bone,and started down the penis shaft with tribal feathers.and yes if to much is done at one time it is very painful,and no it dont have to hard to tat on your penis. although i dont know if tattooing on a hard penis,is better. because its mine that im doing it to and no i would not think of doing to another. my wife seems to find it interesting.still trying to figure out what to put between the wings in pubic hair area,any ideas?

   — steve 

1. That is a bit wilder than I did! I got a tigger that starts at my belly button and goes down. The tail is on the penis down to where the foreskin folds. The artist wouldn’t continue down on the penis so I bought the ink and needled down until it was way too sensitive.

   — Hugh 

1. well now my tat is almost completed except for the color it is the phenoix it covers the whole pubic area up to the hip bones .yes the head of the penis is very tender and remains that way for about three days . than look out babe .

   — steve 

1. It is a little pain full but enjoyable. I have a heart tattoo on the head on my member, the only trouble is the color red in the heart dosen’t hold upI’ve had to re-coler it app. 4 times in the past 15 yrs. But I syill like it very much. I have now started to get some tribla Work on my shaft,it is still sharp but enjoyable.

   — dan 

1. yes it is a little painful on the head of your penis. im starting color on mine now and i am going to use viagra maybe it well help speed things up, the pheonix looks pretty good i think since im doing the work.

   — steve 

1. 

   — Adam Lustig 

1. I’ve seen an even ‘better’ one … the guys had a snake’s body comming up his back, over his shoulder down the front anding with his dick fully tattooed with scales and the his ‘head’ was the snakes head.

   — Bob 

1. well i tell you that viragra does not make things any better to tattoo on your penis the skin is to thin and you have to set penatation on needle depth really shallow,but in the long run if its what you want go for it remmber that once you started that you go though with it cause you dont want to go thru life with a half of a tattoo on your penis still working on the color of my pheonix about to start down my legs,and found out that the wife dont have a gentle hand when it comes to working on my penis tattoo.lilranchero2003 @yahoo.com

   — steve 

1. I think it’s great! I have a star tattooed on my glans (with 3 piercings) but this is over the top!

   — Walt 

1. Steve - when you’re done, you should put it up on a website or email it to Etan! Hehe.

   — Sok Peng 

1. Its takeing longer than I expected hard to tat in under lying area if you know what i mean,and it is pretty tender area on the genitals to try and do all the color at once, it would be better if the wife had a light hand instead of a heavy hand so that leaves me doing the tat myself

   — steve 

1. im surprized that there is not many sites that has penis tattoos or im just looking in wrong places and of course im just about ready to find someone to help finish this tattoo for me.

   — steve 

1. That is too fucking insane

   — ah shit 

1. I JUST GOT A TAT ON THE TOP OF MY PENIS IN OLD ENGLISH FTW, FOR FUCK THE WORLD AND I GOTTA SAY IT WAS IN NO WAY PAINFUL. MY TATS ON MY ARMS AND SHOULDERS HURT FAR MORE THAN THIS ONE.

   — JJ 

1. yes your right tat on head of your penis does not hurt at all but down the shaft is some whar painful when you do it your self my tatoo is takeing sometime but im makeing progess.

   — steve 

1. you know, male organs almost look pretty now. 

   — sum1 

1. fukkin rad!!! i think i like it dooood!!!

   — diablo 

1. I think this is amazing! I can’t say whether or not this turns me on, because I would have to see it close up. But if it is real, that guy sure has balls! (pun totally intended)

   — honey 

1. that is Fuckin’ awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

   — rachel 

1. Thats awesome, thats really cool, i want my boyfriend to do it!

   — mofo 

1. Evidently I am the source for penis tattoos. I was emailed the following:

   <cite>I’ve attached photos of my tattoo done by Ann at Pop’s Old Town Tattoo, 310 Georgia St., Vallejo, CA 94590 707 647-7677.  Ann tattooed flames on my balls, up the shaft, a flaming skull with fiery eyes and red bat wings on the head with teeth and fangs around the pee hole.  A naked devil woman sits on the flames with her legs spread apart.  She has huge wings.  I get the tattoo waxed every 4 to 6 weeks by a young gorgeous wax lady who likes my tattoo.  Many women have told me they like my tattoo and some women have told me they love my tattoo.
   Take care,
   Floyd</cite>

   The two photos are located here and here.

   — Etan 

1. I’m having mine done in a couple of weeks. to finish a body suit. I’m older and I think it is so great that we can just find an artist to do it.

   — Chad 

1. I have to say it’s pretty cool to find a site where other people have undergone the same unique pain as me. I have flames tattooed on the head of my penis. they are outlined with black, the tips of the flames are colored in red, then underneath the red it fades to orange and dies off. I am so happy with them. I have other tattoos but this one has got to be my favorite and anyone that I show loves them too, of course they think I’m crazy, but you all know that. Even though Ive gotten it tattooed, there is no way I could ever get a prince albert or anything, so props to all of you.

   — eric 

1. i can assure everyone it is real, i seen the pics before, and i’m well into tattoos myself, it is possible, and i seen the bloke at the skintech tattoo convention in manchester…theres not much limit to the stuff you can get done as long as you are willing and able to cope with the pain and u have an open minded tattoo artist lol

   — me 

1. Boy, I really don’t understand.  How do you hold a penis still long enough to ink it that much?  And scrotums are so baggy and wrinkly, it just doesn’t make sense to me.

   Oh, well.  I guess if God wanted me to understand, I would’ve been born with a penis.
   

   — Fishnets 

1. A couple year back i recieved a email and dont know where it came from but it was a tattoo of a devil on a guys body from his stomach down it was of a devil sticking out his tongue and i accidentally erased it if anyone knows how i can get a hold of this tattoo again please let me know

   — samantha 

1. I’ve been considering getting a tattoo in such a place myself.  Nothing quite as big and detailed as that simply because I’m a chicken shit.  Though I do have questions if anyone can answer.  I’ve got foreskin and that’s the main reason I want the tattoo.  I feel it’s an additional canvas and it would be good for it.  How would that effect the situation?  What if I jerk really hard when the tattoo begins, will that throw off the artist?  Any other precautions?

   — person 

1. Very impressive, but where are the eyes and the snout?

   — Shane 

1. dare i ask, does it breathe fire as well?

   — erika 

1. Incredible! Does anyone know an artist in Centraleurope willing to work in this area? So far I couldn’t find anyone, yet I’m searching desperatily!!! It’ll be a dragon above, breathing out flames along the penis, forming in fire the name of my wife. Thanks All!

   — TB 

1. I just got mine done and I was utterly surprised at how painless it was! 

   I just put up my website as well as started a new Yahoo Group

   My website address is http://www.geocities.com/tattooedbaboon/

   There is a new Yahoo Group that I started for fans of men with tattooed members called

   tattooedmonkey · Tattooed Monkeys

   This group is for discussion on, photos of, admirers of and for men with tattooed penises.

   http://groups.yahoo.com/group/tattooedmonkey

   — Tattooed Babbon 

1. this is a real tattoo, i can assure you that, if you want to know who did it, who its on, and where it can be seen quite regularly then follow this link http://www.skindeep.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=76 and all will be revealed

   — Pennywise 

1. the dragon was tattooed by Dave Fleet from Wales U.K. this was also the guys first tattoo.I believe he has now extended it to form a pair of tattooed shorts,including a tattooed anus.the skin was stretched taut by wrapping the scrotum around a wooden spoon

   — Brim 

1. that is some painful site for little dino :O)

   — Little Dino 

1. looks bad..

   — mike mccabe 

1. COPY OF POSTING TO ETAM. CONCERNS THIS THREAD
   hello etam,
   I was informed by an internet contact that my pic was on your site. He contacted me as we have a common interest in unusual tattoo’s; and boy o boy is mine unusual.
   Still reading, but intrigued, or is there an idea of who I am yet? OH! I AM A TEASE.
   O.K. I will reveal all; well I usually do!
   I am John Bevan, I live in South Wales, U.K.
   I am 59yrs, 5ft 9ins, and; sorry girls; gay in a stable relationship. Having got the basics out of the way let me give you a very brief outline of my tattoo.
   It was 6 yrs in the planning, my FIRST tattoo, and the tattoo aquired the name of ‘PUFF the MAGIC DRAGON’’ Yes the cock and balls tattoo!
   I have read with interest the feedback, and in reply to many read on:-
   it is a real tattoo, come and see for yourself
   it did not hurt, i used a skin anaesthetic, AMETROPE.
   took 50 hours of work.
   it has not been ‘re-touched’ at all
   the colors get brighter when erect
   it was very difficult to tattoo due to the ‘mobile’ nature of the skin and its very variable nature/texture. (go on have a look!)
   scrotum skin was stretched out over a wooden spoon.
   the head is totally covered, it DOES have eyes nose and mouth.
   the apadravia piercing is a 5mm by 34mm long bar.
   I have won several first prizes for this tattoo in britain and france.
   god knows how many ‘personal appearances’ at non tattoo places!
   I hope this clears up a few points and if anyone would like to contact me my e-mail is below.
   This brings me to delicate point, someone has removed details from my picturs on this site.
   I would like you to remove them and I will supply you originals, and a lot more as i have pics before and after each tattooing session, a complete history of the dragon. Detailed write up also availiable. How many you have is up to how much space you can allocate!
   Thanks for the chance to air my dragon,
   johnand puff.
   

   — brynorpheus 

1. Hi Johnand,

   I’d be interested in you sending me some more photos. It is quite the impressive tattoo.

   My coworker was curious how the colors came out so well. He brought up the point that during the night one gets erect and scabs may fall off?

   Thanks.

   — Nate 

1. Hi Etam,
   will answer this first then find out how to send pics.
   The colors did not come out at all! They stayed put from day 1. This is something the artist said could be a problem in his experience. So, undaunted we ‘tested’ a 2inch section of the shaft and a 1 inch circle on the head. I am circumcised by the way, had it done 26 yrs ago.
   I went back to have the second sitting 2 months later to be inspected to see if the tattoo was stable color wise etc. and i do remember the artist being surprised and delighted that it was exactly as day 1. YIPPEE! I will say at this point that we had contingency plans if the colors had bled or run. This was how convinced the artist was that the detail would ‘run’.
   Do remember this was my first tattoo so I had no personal experience of the healing or other troubles some people get.
   We decided to leave the cock and do some work on the pubic area with the wings, and a test on the scrotum for the same reasons as the shaft.
   The shaft was finished sone 18 months AFTER the first session, and the colors/details are the same! TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THE SHAFT.
   AT NO TIME HAVE I GOT SCABS the worst has been a slight ‘thickening’ of the skin.
   THE WHOLE TATTOO IS ORIGINAL, IT HAS NEVER BEEN ‘TOUCHED UP’.(inuendos intended, but it is meant in the re-tattooing sense!)
   I am convinced that the spectacular results are due to the artists abilities AND his development of a new tattoo machine ‘THE EQUALISER’(patented). Why am i so convinced? The results show the artists skill, but on one occasion he had to use a traditional tattoo machine, more discomfort, slight scabbing and a lot longer to settle down. This is when I found out about the new machine, he had kept me in the dark until then. Not that I had worried about what machine the artist was going to use when I booked with him. Subsequently I asked him to only use the ‘EQUALISER’ on me. The difference is amazing.
   I was not erect while it was being done, we were both too busy getting the wriggly little thing in the right position to ink him. Erections while so called healing was taking place was never a problem, and did not inhibit self abuse! Or wanking!!
   The artist is DAVE FLEET of ABRACADABRA in Blackwood, South Wales, Britain. 01443 837410
   He also markets the ‘Equaliser’.
   This does sound like a span advert but I have no connection with the artist or his company other than an extremely happy customer.

   — brynorpheus 

1. YOU ARE ALL INVITED TO SEE THE DRAGON LIVE ON STAGE AT THE PORTSMOUTH TATTOO CONVENTION ON JULY 17TH AND 18TH 2004.
   YOU COULD EVEN GET A CLOSER LOOK IF YOU ASK NICELY!
   JOHN AND PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON.

   — brynorpheus 

1. I’ve seen an even ‘better’ one … the guys had a snake’s body comming up his back, over his shoulder down the front anding with his dick fully tattooed with scales and the his ‘head’ was the snakes head.

   My Tattoo Page:
   Tattoos
   Tattoo Vorlagen
   Tattoovorlagen

   — Tattoo 

1. i would like to see this better one, but unlike mine, it seems to be hidden from view. the links ask you to download susptious ‘exe’ files!!! WHY?
   Lets see them, I am proud of my tattoo and they are free to view.
   The only thing that agravates me is when people re-post my pics and blank out my details! The details were put there so interested parties could contact me directly.
   John.

   — brynorpheus 

1. It’s beautiful. Very artistic.

   — Keno 

1. I believe this is better known as Puff the Dragon. And i also believe it was done by Dave Fleet of Abracadabra Tattoo’s in Blackwood in mid/south wales, UK.

   If it isn’t, then this is the same tattoo done by someone else.

   The person who had it done actually had someone to inject his penis so that it was numb so that the tattoo could be carried out.

   — Spike 

1. Spike, did you not read the comment i posted above? It is 8 comments up!
   Dave Fleet did do the tattoo for me, and NO; I did not inject my cock fort the tattoo, I used ‘Ametop’ skin anaesthetic.
   Last thing. THERE IS NO OTHER TATTOO LIKE MINE!
   It is a completely original picture Dave and I designed.
   Although a few ‘wannabee’s have tried to pass the picture as their tattoo, most have been rumbled via my growing circle of contacts and friends on the internet.

   — brynorpheus 

1. Well finally met puff today in a flying visit to the studio…

   Absolutely class and i have to say that the owner of said Puff is a top bloke. Lookin forward to catchin ya about again sometime m8.
   Take care and hope to see more work soon

   — Spike 

1. That is an amazing tattoo…

   I am getting a pubic tattoo for my 18th birthday, but nothing so extravagant.

   Besides, I don’t have a penis.

   Three cheers for body art.

   If my body is my temple, I choose to decorate my finest hallway.

   — Lina 

1. does n e one know the web address for pops old town tattoo in vallejo, cali?

   — erin 

1. Pretty cool tattoo if you’re a guy who’s into boning junior high school kids who play dungeons and dragons

   — Pick up hot chicks 

1. Wow, I love this tattoo!  Wish I could get some amazing work done like that on my face.  I want a full face tattoo.  Beth

   — Beth 

1. I was under the impression that facial tattoos are illegal.

   Was I mistaken?

   — Nate 

1. been there, done that… only the ink smudged off shortly after due to my plastic skin.

   — miniBruce 

1. Totally hot………………who wouldn’t want to be f***ed by a dragon………..GGGRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

   — Ash 

1. I would like to have colorful flames tattoo on penis it like on fire hot sex!  It hard to find someone who will do it in southern california. Let me know who does do the job and I will post photo in to show the world….

   — alan 

1. You shouldn’t mess with your dick that way . there’s a possibility that it would quit working.

   — Jim 

1. I am asking if you no where there is a waxer in my area? after reading the post-<cite>I’ve attached photos of my tattoo done by Ann at Pop’s Old Town Tattoo, 310 Georgia St., Vallejo, CA 94590 707 647-7677.  Ann tattooed flames on my balls, up the shaft, a flaming skull with fiery eyes and red bat wings on the head with teeth and fangs around the pee hole.  A naked devil woman sits on the flames with her legs spread apart.  She has huge wings.  I get the tattoo waxed every 4 to 6 weeks by a young gorgeous wax lady who likes my tattoo.  Many women have told me they like my tattoo and some women have told me they love my tattoo.
   Take care,
   Floyd</cite>Feb 24 04
   I also to have a penis tat and a triple guage PA and would like to have all waxed so I dont have to shave every 3 days. Thanks.

   — vp 

1. i want to say that yall dicks is small as hell so calm the fuck down bitches

   — alisha 

1. I had a fire breathing devil tattoed on my pubic area guess where the flames went!  It was more sore than painful although the sides of the scrotum are quite sensitive to a needle. The tattooist wouldn’t use red - he said there were sometimes reactions so the flames are yellow orange and black.  My favourite question - would you like to blow out my fire!
   Timshan

   — liffe 

1. Well, I dated a guy named Isa Saalabi, of the store Nom de Guerre and his penis was small and crooked!
   He wouldn’t let me look at it and he was always asking me if the crookedness bothered me.
   I never noticed until… he mentioned it and the fact that he wouldn’t let me give him a blowjob.  Maybe that was why?  Maybe because it was small and crooked.  Ladies beware, he gave two people I just randomly met STD’s.

   — Holly Harnsongkram 

1. I love penises and tattoos.  The two together is a wonderful pairing.

   I have a ying yang symbol tattooed on my cock.  It did not hurt and was done in the flacid state. I also have several penis piercings.

   — Rock 

1. I really do love this tattoo.  It is amazing and I love the color.  When I mentioned that I wanted to have my face fully tattooed, I did not mean that I wanted a cock on my face, lol.  My facial tattoo would have a lot of color and be vivid and dramatic like the dragon though.  Eventually I would love to be totally tattooed head to toe.  No flesh tone left anywhere.  But I seem to be obsessed with getting my face tattooed, but what design I’m not sure, it would have to blend in and match with what I eventually got on my body, I hope.  I’m thinking deep sea scene, that might be interesting tattooed on me head to toe.  Nice big octopus and sea corals and fish tattooed over my face.  Neat I think.

   Beth

   — Beth2004gurl@aol.com 

1. I’d seen that picture quite a while back and had been looking for it on BME, etc., but never thought to just google “penis tattoo”.  Quite elaborate, and like the wearer commented, it’s surprising to see the color hold up like that.  Lots of other pics I’ve seen of similar work have not held up well, especially on the head or above the circumcision line.

   I have always wanted “scales” tattooed on my penis, but have been concerned over colors fading and eventually looking very pathetic.  Hmmm… anyone know of any shops using the “Equalizer” machine in NC?

   Oh, and Beth, that is way too cool.  I wish more people thought like you!

   — Ben 

1. I assure you this is NOT fake … I know Dai who done this and I’ve seen the work myself.

   It is rather impressive.

   — jo 

1. so it was you peeking around the curtains!
   seriously though, thanks for your compliment and 3rd party verification of the fact it is a real tattoo. i get so many people who do not believe this fact.
   all i can say is ‘’i have not managed to wash it off in the bath yet!’’
   john.

   — brynorpheus 

1. haha yeah … i’m the nosey one that always visits maria … those blindes just mean ‘come have a peek girls’

   — jo 

1. Wow.. Thas is so sexy. I am gay and that tattoo really turns me on….. Who wouldn’t want to get F***ed by a dragon? I am also interested in posibly doing it soon, anyone have any suggestions? I was thinking of a Stegasaurus, as I dont want to copy anyone, I want it original. I wanted an animal with a long neck so the head and neck could go across my cock. If you have any suggestions, I would appreciate it, and John, that is awesome, you rock man.

   — Chris 

1. hi ben, i don’t know of anyone in NC using the ‘’equaliser’’ but if you contact Dave Fleet at ‘Abracadabra’ tattoo studios, blackwood, south wales, UK. phone (UK) 01443 837410 i am sure he would help you.
   To all those people who have commented on the way the colour and detail has held up, i have just had a peek myself and compared it with a high resolution pic i took 3 months after its completion and can see no discernable difference.
   (as if I don’t look at it every day!)

   — brynorpheus 

1. woop! get you … i’ll have to let dai know we’re giving him lots and lots of advertising here.

   say, you going to see him work at the cardiff convention?

   — jo 

1. well hello chris; cheeky boy! was that an offer?
   thanks for your compliments as well! i think a stegasaurus would be good, but don;t just get it going across your cock, use the shape and like me get it covered all over. what you get depends a little bit on whether you are circumcised or not.
   an idea i had for ‘uncut’ guys was the ‘alien’ from the film of the same name. this would be good for uncut guys. if you remember, when the ‘alien’ opened its mouth an inner mouth came out with more teeth. use your imagination!
   pulling your foreskin back to reviel the ‘inner’ mouth and teeth. WOW! i believe it is possible given my results.
   do let me know how you get on, and if you would like to visit…….
   
   love and peace to you all.
   john.

   — brynorpheus 

1. and for you JO;
   yes i will be at cardiff tattoo show on the 22/23 oct. probably ‘’hanging’’ around Dave Fleet’s stand! this will be my first show this year as i have been very busy helping a mate renovate his house here in south wales. (and i am supposed to be retired!)
   i hope you will not be shy! and introduce yourself to me.
   i also intend to meet many people who have expressed an interest in seeing the dragon for real. so if anyone else would also like to have a closeup oggle at my cock and balls; aca ‘PUFF the MAGIC DRAGON’; dont hesitate to come to the point and introduce yourself. i don’t bite. although the dragon has been known to show interest!
   oops, sorry etam, its getting smutty.
   see you all? at cardiff,
   john.
   and PUFF.

   — brynorpheus 

1. Don’t worry about the smut, it’s funny to think that you have a legitimate reason to stand at a festival buck naked and show people your cock’n’balls.

   Speaking of tattoos being recognized in real life based on the internet, at a drum circle a few weeks ago I was dancing topless and someone told me they’ve seen my tatt on the internet. It was a great joy. :smile:

   — Nate 

1. Hi John!

   Totally, if I can find you I’m defo wanting to play I mean look at the dragon! haha

   I’ll be hoping to get chris who works at dais, to do my wrist tattoo!

   Maria fleet and us lot at probably going to go out and get arseholed in town on the sat night, more than welcome to join us

   if you can find me, this is what i look like

   

   aww arn’t i sexy! lol

   — jo 

1. i know what you mean etam! i was approached in may this year by a 80 yr old local couple who had seen me on the net! they had researched and found i was very close to them and took the plunge to approach me. i found it amazing! a 70 yr old couple can research th net and find me, yet young persons brought up with the net cannot even be bothered to reply to msg’s!! anyway they had a private viewing, i had some wonderful home made fruit cake and we remain in touch. they are a great couple, still active and obviously very much in love with each other and life.
   being an exhibitionist i wonder if thats why i got this tattoo? i am being featured in a channel 5 program in the autumn 2005 called ‘my secret body’. i will post date when i know it. (i wonder if i can get done under the trade descriptions act? there is nothing secret about my body any more.)
   [img]http://www.toomuchsexy.org/emoticons/smile_ee.gif alt=’smile_ee’
   [/img]
   john

   — brynorpheus 

1. hi jo,
   thanks for the offer and yes love to join in the festivities, ‘aint been to a tat show all year and missing the scene!
   now i have seem the ‘mug’ shot i do remember you.
   and as for your other offer?? i may be gay but puff likes to be ‘fondled’ which could result in him giving you a BIG smile
   i too hope to ‘get’ chris! all in good taste though! he is such a lovely guy but spoken for.
   see ya soon
   john and puff.

   — brynorpheus 

1. Hey John,

   No worries about the gayness .. I can convert hahaha

   Indeed chris is yumminess … he lives like 10 doors away from me *Drools*

   Great!! … well if you want to email me I’ll give you my number and we can arrange a meet up, I’ll be with my 3 tarts (my boys) lol so you’ll get to chill with them and stuff, it’s going to be good, I’m very excited!

   — jo 

1. Heh heh, maybe it was an offer.

   — Chris 

1. An offer neither of us could refuse!

   — jo 

1. sounds like chri is dangling the proverbial carrot in front of our noses!
   john

   — brynorpheus 

1. HaHa I believe so my babe … lets jump him sometime … I’m sure he’ll not say no and if he does … no one will hear his screams! *Giggles* x

   — jo 

1. Whoaaaa. there was no carrot dangling anywhere. Hey John

   Chris

   — grumpy_ink_boy 

1. oooo you tease!  haha

   All this talk of carrots is getting me all flustered.

   — jo 

1. Chris is dangling more then just a proverbial carrot

   — chris 

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