Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
Bad News: There were three empty seats.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
His partners.

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures. 

Nate ‧ Posted 4 months, 3 days, 22 hours, 18 minutes ago

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  1. I think hate lawyers a lot. BTW good jokes

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