Hollywood spent months hyping The Da Vinci Code. It soon became the “most talked about movie of the Summer.“

So what happens? It comes out and now all I hear is how bad the movie is.

I actually went to see it with no expectations and liked it. I guess hype is a killer.

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There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn’t know what Johnny’s problem was, but the boys would constantly tease him.

They would always comment that he was two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles short of a barrel. To prove it, sometimes they would offer Johnny his choice between a nickel (5 cents) and a dime (10 cents) and John would always take the nickel—they said, because it was bigger.

One day after John grabbed the nickel, the store owner took him aside and said “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. They think you don’t know the dime is worth more than the nickel. Are you grabbing the nickel because it’s bigger, or what?“

Slowly, Johnny turned toward the store owner and a big grin appeared on his face and Johnny said, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I have saved $20!“

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An elderly couple decided to celebrate their 50th anniversary in the same hotel and city where they spent their honeymoon. Before the act, he excused himself and went to loo and after a while came out laughing loudly.

‘’On our first night,“ the woman said, “you did the same thing and came out laughing. At the time, I was too embarrassed to ask what you were laughing about. Can you explain?“

‘’On that night while urinating, I made the roof wet. Today my shoes are wet.“

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I just found out about IndieKarma from Kottke. It’s an interesting idea.

Visitors with an IndieKarma, when visiting my site will donate $0.01. It adds up over time and I become rich.

We’ll see how annoying it gets.

Update: Well that was fast. The script breaks my website in IE. Baleeted!

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Just one of those Meh. Tuesdays. Nothing that a little Cute Overload can’t help.

…it’s nice to remember that shitty days are what makes us feel human.

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